smear some cream cheese in my gold locket

this was a great show. i wish it was still around. it literally used to make me die laughing every second i was watching it. my favorite part im not going to lie however was the opening rap. shit even to this day i find my self saying some of the amazing one liners from it like "i got peas on my head but dont call me a peahead." hilarious! heres the full rap in all its glory.

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.

Bees on my head but don’t call me a bee head.

Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.

Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.

I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.

“I hate myself.”
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.

I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.

Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.

When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.
So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.

I put baloney in my left pocket.

Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .

Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.

It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

decisions, decision

hmmm. so i am in love with maxi dresses however i have not found one i love and i really wanted one for the florida keys... i found one at old navy that is 30 bucks, a pretty blue, and i think i would really enjoy it. BUT should i be spending 30 bucks when i dont have as much money as i was planning for break?! but i really wanted a long dress for vaca... i do not know. im going to old navy today to try and decide on last time...

officially

the other weekend me and cathy ventured down to de. i got to see my absolute favorite bridge on the way down. im not sure why i love it so much but i seriously just find it gorgeous! especially when you drive through at the right times the sun is going through and its breath taking. i know weird and random.

i have decided my conch piercing is officially healed in record time. so that means on to the next... im thinking nipples which i have thought about for a while.... maybe in the keys? maybe not though. sleeping on the hard ground with freshly pierced nips... maybe not so comfotable.

studying is going horribly. thats what i should be doing right now. or preparing for one of the other dozen things i have to do in the next few day. oh well. now im probably going to idly stalk on facebook

finals, packing, driving... oh my!

still having signing in issues which is why i have been so absent lately!!

i have so much to do the next few days. of course these past few days i actually received shifts at work so while working the past three days i have to study for finals (my first of which is at 710 tomorrow morning! yikes!). then tomorrow at one point i have to run home to ct to get summer clothes because on friday its the fucking florida keys! so tomorrow in between studying for three finals on thursday, doing laundry because i literally have no tank tops and things of the nature for the keys, i have to drive an hour to pick up some goddamn skirts. so obnoxious! its totally worth it though.

i am so excited for florida. were driving down and the roadtrip alone is enough to make me die of happiness due to my abnormal love of car rides and traffic jams. but the fact that im going to be with such good people the whole way down and then were gonna spend 5 glorious days getting drunk at our camp ground on the beach... well that is going to be pure bliss.

alright i am officially procrastinating on finals long enough.

WTF?!

alright so all i wanted was to sign into my freakin blog and it was the most difficult thing to ever do. seriously like 20 mins just went into that. good thing i am doing absolutly nothing.

the hugely important item i wanted to bring to all yall's attention is the magical and magnificent, snuggie.

its a wonderful invention of a blanket with flippin' sleeves! what an ingenious idea! i'm in love and that is all.

shoulda been a snow day

today should have been a snowday. i took these pictures walking out of my last class before i almost broke my knees falling in the snow. it was so gross and lucky for me cathy braved the roads and picked me up so i didn't fall in to a ditch and be left there to die. seriously though it should have been a snowday.

so i am currently cooped up in the library attempting to write a psych evaluation for charles manson. first of all this guy is seriously fucked up. however he had an odd obsession with the beatles and it reminded me how much i love them even though i havent listened to any of their stuff in a while. i found these pictures of their fabulousness and i figured why not share it with y'all